No, it’s not the portrait the Dorian Grey. It’s our vicest president, Dick. Remember when mother said if you squinched up your face it’d freeze and stay that way? Well Dick’s mom didn’t bother. She had to tie a pork chop around Li’l Dickie’s neck to get the dog to play with him.



One Response to “Porkchop Cheney”  

  1. 1 Mademoiselle Attrition

    Vice-Presidential puns: deviously quaint. Damn the man.


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